team motto #1: "Grab a Bud Light and shut up!!"
team motto #2: "It's better to have drunk fans than no fans at all!!"

executive staff:
President: Dar "El Presidente" Miranda
VP: Jayne "Juanita Margarita Corona VP Jaynal" Wise
Head Gimp & Merchandise Manager: Stephanie "Frank the Tank" Paddock
Head K9 Liason: Erin "Kempsterster" Kempster
Director of Special Projects and Events: Sara "Short Buss Deutsch" Bussman

Disclaimer: We are always seeking new members. Groupies are always welcome and will be granted permanent membership based on attendance and performance on sidelines and if we like you. Gimps are team members who have been sidelined due to injury and will receive permanent membership after 6 consecutive weeks on the disabled list. Temporary membership is avaiable for those groupies that are only able to attend certain functions and for those gimps who are only sidelined temporarily for minor injury.