Cindy McCain Must Apologize to America for Her Dirty Duck Deeds!

This group exists for the sole purpose of raising awareness about an incident Arizona political insiders are well aware of, but has yet to be explored in the mainstream media out of respect for the McCain family. This was understandable before John McCain was running for president, but Americans deserve to know the truth about Cindy McCain.

It’s well documented that Mrs. McCain entered drug rehab in 1991,
1992 and 1994, but the bizarre circumstances surrounding her first rehab stint have been ignored by the mainstream media for the last 17 years. Cindy’s behavior at the time scared her friends and family so much that they organized an intervention. The final straw that convinced her husband, who had resisted the intervention, was an incident in early spring of 1991 on a family friend’s private lake in Arizona. Numerous witnesses saw Cindy McCain flip over a surprisingly tame duck and insert several of her fingers into its private areas. The duck flew away several seconds after the encounter, but the owners of the property were so horrified by what they saw that they banned the McCains from their estate up until John McCain lost the Republican nomination for president in early 2000.

This story might seem trivial, but don’t Americans have a right to know the extent of Cindy McCain’s drug-induced perversion. What other animals did she rape? Did she kill anyone? It’s impossible to know until the media conducts a proper investigation.